The parking 'professionals' appear to be confusing themselves with Council wardens, as they think they are allowed to issue 'Penalty Notices' on 'Carp Parks'
[Update - it appears this is a fake and some enterprising person is sending these out without UKPC's permission. So this is a Red Herring]
Happy Parking
The Parking Prankster
Apparently they allow only their most literate staff anywhere near the Amstrad these days.
ReplyDeleteUKPC do have skilled staff. Skilled at altering timestamps on "evidence" photographs.
DeleteBut being able to set the clock on a camera is a different skill to writing things literate how I does.
Cod almighty
ReplyDeleteNot bad, cod do batter. This could be a red herring.
ReplyDeleteNot bad, cod do batter. This could be a red herring.
ReplyDeletethe Parking Professionals....my a***.
ReplyDeleteNo, thats a spelling error. It perhaps should read the carping professionals
DeleteNo, thats a spelling error. It perhaps should read the carping professionals
Deletethere heads will be battered after this I suspect.
ReplyDeletethere heads will be battered after this I suspect.
ReplyDeleteI suppose any penalty will be passed on to the river bailiffs to collect.
ReplyDelete4rseholes.......
I suppose any penalty will be passed on to the river bailiffs to collect.
ReplyDelete4rseholes.......
In that case, they will have a whale of a time. People may fall for that hook, line and sinker.
ReplyDeleteIn that case, they will have a whale of a time. People may fall for that hook, line and sinker.
ReplyDeleteI have now affixed a copy of the letter to the side of our fish tank to stop them loitering in the wrong spot.
ReplyDeleteOnce again Patrick Trout will have to skate around the issue of another Rupert whaleiams cod of practice bream. He's so koi about that.
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