A Carol for ALDI

Tree up, presents wrapped, first mince pies eaten. Time for a festive carol...

Parking wenches last looked out,
From Aldi towers in Swindon,
Charges scattered all about,
Deep and crisp and even.

From customers queued at the pumps,
Gath'ring winter fu'el,
Queue was long, they got a charge,
ParkingEye were cru'el

Now they want their pound of flesh,
Canny folk appealed,
Aldi didn't want to know,
But POPLA soon repealed.

So the night is darker now,
And the wind blows stronger,
Capita are quite bemused,
Have they bought a ponger?

Merry not-Christmas yet

The Parking Prankster