Sunday, 23 October 2016

Picture of the week - fishy letter from UKPC




The parking 'professionals' appear to be confusing themselves with Council wardens, as they think they are allowed to issue 'Penalty Notices' on 'Carp Parks'

[Update - it appears this is a fake and some enterprising person is sending these out without UKPC's permission. So this is a Red Herring]

Happy Parking

The Parking Prankster




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17 comments:

  1. Patrick Trouserfire23 October 2016 at 14:27

    Apparently they allow only their most literate staff anywhere near the Amstrad these days.

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    1. Unknown23 October 2016 at 22:20

      UKPC do have skilled staff. Skilled at altering timestamps on "evidence" photographs.

      But being able to set the clock on a camera is a different skill to writing things literate how I does.

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  2. Unknown23 October 2016 at 14:32

    Cod almighty

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  3. Billy23 October 2016 at 15:05

    Not bad, cod do batter. This could be a red herring.

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  4. Billy23 October 2016 at 15:06

    Not bad, cod do batter. This could be a red herring.

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  5. Penryn Armtrac Watch23 October 2016 at 16:07

    the Parking Professionals....my a***.

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    1. Billy24 October 2016 at 14:35

      No, thats a spelling error. It perhaps should read the carping professionals

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    2. Billy24 October 2016 at 14:37

      No, thats a spelling error. It perhaps should read the carping professionals

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  6. Billy24 October 2016 at 01:33

    there heads will be battered after this I suspect.

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  7. Billy24 October 2016 at 01:34

    there heads will be battered after this I suspect.

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  8. Fractious Tart24 October 2016 at 06:16

    I suppose any penalty will be passed on to the river bailiffs to collect.
    4rseholes.......

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  9. Fractious Tart24 October 2016 at 06:17

    I suppose any penalty will be passed on to the river bailiffs to collect.
    4rseholes.......

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  10. Billy24 October 2016 at 14:33

    In that case, they will have a whale of a time. People may fall for that hook, line and sinker.

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  11. Billy24 October 2016 at 14:37

    In that case, they will have a whale of a time. People may fall for that hook, line and sinker.

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  12. Simon Rook25 October 2016 at 23:00

    I have now affixed a copy of the letter to the side of our fish tank to stop them loitering in the wrong spot.

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  13. Ewan Hoosami26 October 2016 at 01:41

    Once again Patrick Trout will have to skate around the issue of another Rupert whaleiams cod of practice bream. He's so koi about that.

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  14. Mick26 October 2016 at 01:48

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